Stories from the War Room.
What happens when the manure hits the fan.
The best ways to clean it up,
and stop it from happening again.
If you’ve ever:
• survived a go-live weekend running on vending machine coffee and silent panic,
• inherited a system littered with cryptic Z-tables and zero documentation,
• or sat in a meeting discussing the same issue on repeat and everyone losing confidence…
…then this podcast is for you.
The No Tie Generation podcast isn’t about theory.
It’s about what really happens between implementation and support — and how to survive it with your sanity (and system) intact. Each episode takes place at the fictional company called InHouse Secure where we show how unchecked decisions and trust breakdowns play out in real time.
This isn’t a best-practice checklist.
It’s the emotional truth of SAP delivery — with dry humour, war stories, and hard-earned lessons.
Coming Up Soon: Season 1: Who Stole The Eiffel Tower?
Who knew triangular invoicing could cause so much chaos?
You probably haven’t lost sleep over intercompany billing logic.
That’s fine. This story isn’t really about the config.
Yes, we’ll explore some SAP rabbit holes.
But what makes these episodes compelling is what happens around the system:
The miscommunication.
The pressure.
The slow collapse of trust between teams who were supposed to be aligned.
It’s psychological. It’s political. It’s painfully human.
And somehow… the Eiffel Tower ends up in Belgium.
Who’s This For?
You’ll fit right in if you’re:
• A Consultant, wrestling with broken specs and vanishing SMEs
• A Project Manager, juggling delivery and support while the timeline burns
• A Key User, buried in live issues, missing handovers, and short on support
• An Executive, trying to see the truth behind filtered updates and ghosting vendors
If that’s you, welcome.
This podcast speaks your language.
What Makes This Podcast Different?
🕰️ Time-jump storytelling
What seems like a shortcut today becomes a crisis years later.
⚔️ Relatable tension
Office politics, scope creep, passive-aggressive vendor chaos.
🧭 Guided trust-building
Each episode links to a practical step if you want it — no pressure.
😅 Dry humour + realism
No sales pitch. Just real talk you’ll nod (or wince) along to.
One Season. Three Timelines. Your SAP Reality.
Each season of the No Tie Generation podcast follows a single SAP disaster — from the moment it was born, through the firestorm it caused, to the final reckoning in support.
You’ll recognise the shortcuts.
You’ll feel the politics.
And you’ll realise you’ve been here before.
Across each season, you’ll move through all three phases of SAP chaos:
🧭 Learning confusion (Jump Start) when no one knows what standard can do
🔥 Project collapse (Fix Kit) when timelines burn and blame gets political
🛠 Support chaos (Fast Track) when custom code becomes your prison
The banners you see below?
They aren’t random.
They’re lifelines buried in each story — pick the one that hits too close to home.
Where You Go Next (Only If It Fits)
SAP doesn’t end at go-live.
Neither should your sanity.
Or your support plan.
Or your learning.
That’s why the podcast connects to three free email series — each designed to tackle a specific kind of SAP chaos.
No fluff.
No sales funnel traps.
Just 7 emails, 1 transformation, and a little less stress.
Pick the one that fits where you are now —
or scroll through the banners and let one hit too close to home.
📘 Jump Start – For When You are Lost in the Maze
Build your own S/4HANA system based on your hobby.
AI-powered. Consultant-tested.
(This is the one you’ll wish you had at the start.)
🔧 Fix Kit – For When the Project’s on Fire
A practical survival guide for broken implementations or rollouts.
Where the way out isn’t obvious — but it is possible.
(One week. One rescue plan. Real relief.)
🧯 Fast Track – For Post-Go-Live Support Burnout
Stabilise the chaos caused by out-of-control custom solutions.
Get your time (and sleep) back.
(This is how you finally stop duct-taping your fixes.)
Why “No Tie Generation”?
Because we’ve had enough of:
• suits who vanish after go-live,
• vendors who ghost after delivery,
• consultants treated like overpaid tech support.
This is for the generation who still show up, fix things, finish strong — and rebuild trust while they’re at it.
No necktie. No ego. No excuses.
Isard Haasakker
Director No Tie Generation Limited
No Tie Generation Limited
📍 Po Box 1024, Camberley, Surrey, GU15 9LG, United Kingdom
📞 +44 (0) 207 100 6888
✉️ [email protected]
Isard Haasakker
